Lisa needs...

From Miss Sixty's blog: Go to Google and type in “(your name) needs”. Choose 5 (or more) “needs” at random.

The first 5 I got were:

Lisa needs a tree.
Lisa needs braces.
Lisa needs a bigger grin and lots more warmth from an overly conscientious Julia Roberts.
Lisa needs to handler (sic) lower conditions.
LISA needs to more clearly communicate to clients how they can benefit from LISA membership.

I don't think I need any of those.